oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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