Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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