help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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