Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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