Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
