That's intense
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
