Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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