6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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