don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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