I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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