ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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