I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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