The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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