turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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