But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
