If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
