the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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