How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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