Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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