Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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