I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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