i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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