What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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