Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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