This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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