i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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