I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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