i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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