Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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