glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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