I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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