I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
