Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You've changed since you got that strap on
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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