just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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