check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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