I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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