I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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