Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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