when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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