Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She needs sedatives and a leash
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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