...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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