What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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