Quick, to the slutcave!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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