Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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