Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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