I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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