I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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