He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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