yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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