just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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