I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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