I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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