Your tits are I can't wait for
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
accomplished twins. life is a go
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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