i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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