fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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