Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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